Back in the 1990s, hip hop album covers generally all looked the same. Most often they featured chains, dogs, shiny letters, gold, diamonds, cash, and half naked ladies. I'm pretty sure every one of these terrible album covers was designed by the same terrible company, but people seemed to like it. I guess, when you get down to it, who wouldn't want to spend all day holding a wad of cash up to a lady's ass while surrounded by gold bars and big dogs. That's the American dream in a diamond studded, champagne-dipped nutshell. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons show the world what other famous (and not so famous) albums would look like given that ridiculous treatment.
This entire theme... it's all Millie's fault.
If not completely satisfied by this Lord Lilf image, mail back the unused portion for complete refund of purchase.
Record grain shortages mean this Frogeye image is in high demand.
Millie, always trying to push artistic boundaries, opts for ornate wood carvings in lieu of gold.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!