Back in the 1990s, hip hop album covers generally all looked the same. Most often they featured chains, dogs, shiny letters, gold, diamonds, cash, and half naked ladies. I'm pretty sure every one of these terrible album covers was designed by the same terrible company, but people seemed to like it. I guess, when you get down to it, who wouldn't want to spend all day holding a wad of cash up to a lady's ass while surrounded by gold bars and big dogs. That's the American dream in a diamond studded, champagne-dipped nutshell. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons show the world what other famous (and not so famous) albums would look like given that ridiculous treatment.

This entire theme... it's all Millie's fault.

If not completely satisfied by this Lord Lilf image, mail back the unused portion for complete refund of purchase.

Record grain shortages mean this Frogeye image is in high demand.

Millie, always trying to push artistic boundaries, opts for ornate wood carvings in lieu of gold.

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