Wandering Knitter displays just how entertaining this game is.

Was this text important? Chronomaster will never know.


Sarta thinks they are so damn smart with their clever text. I CAN MAKE CLEVER TEXT TOO BUT I AM TOO BUSY PLAYING A DIFFERENT MMO OKAY? GET OFF MY BACK.

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"Free" MMORPGs have grown in popularity to the point of supersaturation. How on Earth can one person possibly play them all and determine the best platform for painfully long level grinding, illiterate online communities, and fatal bugs? MMO Roulette examines a different online "free" role playing game every other week, providing you the lowdown on each. Every chamber is loaded when you play MMO Roulette.

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