Livestock: tom - marmaduke
Moof: josh, a real treat for fans of comics
Livestock: tom - agreed
Livestock: what i like about obama is that he is half black, half chinese, and great at golf
Livestock: probably the best golfer of our generation
Moof: i like him because in his early 20s he trained in al qaeda camps in afghanistan, fought the soviets, before converting to christianity and working on a farm in iowa
Livestock: tom i worry he is just too young and inexperienced
Livestock: he is only 15 years old
Moof: jfk was only 17
Livestock: yes that is true
Livestock: tom i don't want a lady to be president because that sends the wrong message to the rest of the world: that we are whipped
Moof: the pakistanis wouldn't stand for it and neither should we!!
Livestock: tom what i like about mike huckabee is that he doesn't believe in science and thinks evolution and gravity and other dumb theories are without merit
Moof: josh mike huckabee is like that one black lady from the view
Moof: and that is something i can support
Livestock: tom i am tired of presidents who spend time thinking about whether the world is round or flat
Moof: or that anything predates christ
Livestock: it doesn't really matter
Livestock: we will never know one way or the other so why think about it
Moof: so true
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.