Livestock: tom i'm going to buy every episode of friends and come over
Moof: hell yeah
Livestock: because tom you are my friend irl
Moof: so true
Moof: josh who is your favorite mine is ross
Livestock: tom mine is also ross
Moof: you know the fountain by my apartment
Moof: we can jump in it
Moof: like in the show
Livestock: i was thinking about that
Livestock: i'll bring my umbrella
Livestock: hey tom
Livestock: i'll be there for you
Moof: thanks josh
Moof: i will try to be but i might be busy
Moof: you know with school and work and all
Livestock: you son of a bitch
Livestock: tom i came up with a new meme
Moof: what is it
Moof: is it viral
Livestock: when you are with someone
Livestock: and watching tv or whatever
Livestock: you point to a random actor, regardless of gender, race, age, etc.
Livestock: and you say "you see that? that's actor christain bale. he's very good"
Livestock: that's it tom
Livestock: you might also say "he's very convincing" if you like
Moof: that is a good meme josh
Moof: that is a great meme
Moof: that is a fantastic meme
Livestock: tom are you being sarcastic
Moof: no not at all
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
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This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.