Brass Smoke Bomb Award for Worst Ninja

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The FP Memorial Best and Least Appropriate Dancing Award

Winner: R.O.T.O.R.


Golden Doctoring Luger Award for Movie Medical Malpractice

Winner: Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence

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