Can you believe we've been here for an entire year? Time sure does fly when you're subjected to a non-stop stream of subhuman acting, insane sci-fi gibberish, sweaty barbarian serial rapists, and movies which start with "A Charles Band Production." We thought we would mark the occasion with a look back over some of the most memorable high and/or low points from all the films we've reviewed in the past year. So without further ado, welcome to the 2014 Awful Movie Awards!

Most Dramatic Shirt Removal

Winner: Undefeatable


Worst Approximation of Human Speech

Winner: It's a three-way tie! No, seriously, we can't pick, they're all unforgivably bad.

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