What do Gary Busey, Master P, Snoop Dogg, and Jeff Speakman have in common? We have no fucking idea.
Travel back to the '80s with an American Ninja to stop a self-help book from destroying the Earth!
Ex-Post Office secret agent Steven Seagal shoots his way through Poland while wheezing heavily
Rod Jackson and his team of Italian astronaut puppets fight to stop Planet Gluten at all costs!
A dubious allegorical romp through a Fahey-filled world of Christly hackers and eyeliner tattoo!
A dandy fop dog gets a rhino piss party and ant enema in the Jungle. Weldcome to Hell.
Mission: Unwatchable, now in glorious Italian 3D!
Ever seen a movie the Director and Producer both took their names off in disgust? Neither have we.
Welcome to the interactive movie experience of the cyber-future!
Join us and Boston PD's finest in the subterranean collegiate aqueducts of unconsensual alien love!
Finally, an answer to the question: "what if Predator 2 starred Eric Roberts and was way stupider?"
A time-traveling wizard takes us on a mystical journey to the Star Trek IV of Barbarian movies!
Welcome to a space station where every room has glass windows, and your only hope of escape is Ice-T
Experience the sheer terror of ouija boards and ghost dyslexia!
Alien sasquatches invade the Old West, brought to you by the makers of the infamous Shapeshifter!
Kevin Sorbo leads the most nonsensitardical "oh no, deadly weather" flick since Absolute Zero!
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of 2015!
In memory of Alan Rickman, please enjoy a shot-for-shot ripoff of Die Hard.
I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the blood bank.
Come journey with Thor the Italian barbarian as he discovers the woman and the horse!
Jesus teaches us all that a good marriage is a worthless unfunny turd we should stomp on.
Child wizard Bobby and his talking dog face off against the dark wizard Molestro!
A stowaway house cat fueled by rage and tainted waffle mix goes on an '80s party yacht murder spree!
A timeless masterpiece of cinéma rétardé.
Witness the adventures of Prince Pussalot and his dead gay wookiee dad in some stupid forest!
Malcolm McDowell, Lou Gossett Jr., cocaine-fueled Ewok traps, and…a nuclear Y2K holocaust?
Jesus blesses a roadside diner with stupid morals, but Satan has akimbo shotguns. Checkmate, Jesus.
“This ghost-vampire gorilla marriage will really save our heroin smuggling business from Robocop!"
Enclosed: one hard ticket to death frolf, toilet snakes, and shirtless bazooka skeet shooting!
Fat rockabilly zombies, DIY Viking Funerals & softcore taxidermy porn, brought to you by Germany!
Gaylord Wayans & pals get murdered at the party mansion while Skelewhore browses some microfiche!
Just in time for Shark Week, a barrelful of fishy cinematic horrors!
Marty Sickle and the gang try to solve the mystery of the spooky haunted porn factory, bro!
Hanna-Barbera makes a crime-fighting robodog to terrorize the 70s and ruin trombone slides forever!
Haymaker and the Vein return to bring us the new sport of Extreme Cave Monster Death Spelunking!
Evil atheist philosophy professor Kevin Sorbo stars in “Christian Chain E-mail: The Movie”
An alien made of teeth and beef jerky crash-lands on the world's darkest backwoods porno set.
Busey N' Friends unleash The Rage with a bunch of huge explosions all over Lorenzo Lameass' face!
A psychic terrorist travels to the 1990s to win his true love by murdering her entire wedding party!
Luke Perry plays dressup in cowboy boots and stumbles drunkenly around the PG-rated Old West!
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
Mario Lopez and Richard Grieco face off in a movie that's 95% locker rooms and 100% disappointment.
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
The Titanic Legend continues with rapping sharks, talking butt plungers, a muscle octopus, and more!
A hogshit-crazy psychic dad and his stupid kids lose each other in a tiny corn maze for 9 hours.
Only Christians would write awkward silences in response to jokes into their own fucking movie.
The Barbarian Bros return with a truckful of toxic waste, disastrous banter, and David Carradine!
Val Kilmer lures 6 morons into the ultimate death schvitz to prove global warming is real.
Frat biologists, the Science Claw(tm), and a guy in a cheap rat suit learns how not to drive!
Eyeball-obsessed one-eyed killer and goblin belcher goes on an eye-gouging spree; police are baffled!
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