The SEAL who killed Bin Laden. The seal who ate Buster's hand. The seal on connecting booster rings September 29th launch ESA small charges strategically placed massive fuel explosion. Cripple infrastructure, short circuit electric grid, blow bridges, Beau Bridges, blow Beau Bridges. Disable elevator. Trapped. Trapping. Darrell Issa in an elevator with egg farts. Going down says man in devil suit presses button forcing Darrel Issa to blow Beau Bridges.

NASA, HAARP, HAAARP, HAAAAAARP, ASU, JSOC, KSWISS, PNUS, CMOS, ID hologram, holo duke, hollow earth, IDDQD, militant ID, college ID, ID this for me, that's a human ear alright.

Touch panel. Laser device. Asimo trumpets. Extremely muscular dog JPEG. 9-11-13-15-17-19-21 and powerball is 69. Jose Canseco smoking e-cigarettes. He can smoke them anywhere. Nobody can tell him to stop. In a motor boat with a beautiful woman. Cluster munitions in cowboy bars. Sword attacks at a gay charity disco in Toledo. Nerve gas Shrek Forever After continuity plan, donkay.

Star Trek Into Darkness Cumberbatch is Jean Luc Picard Obama travel plans Tyrion killed by Sansa.

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