|Material about upcoming race wars not necessary and poorly cited.|
|Pages missing or I lost them.|
|Paper conflicts with deep-seated personal issues I neglected to share with the class.|
|Protagonist in short story is obviously you.|
|Most papers don't begin with the word "firstly."|
|I would like to buy drugs from you after class.|
|You obviously have new and interesting opinions about abortion, euthanasia, and/or the death penalty. Thanks for sharing.|
|I would give you the grade you deserve, but I am an indentured servant whose low wages are completely reliant on student evaluations.|
|How in the name of all that's holy did you manage to graduate from high school?|
|Have a great summer!|
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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