Material about upcoming race wars not necessary and poorly cited.
Pages missing or I lost them.
Paper conflicts with deep-seated personal issues I neglected to share with the class.
Protagonist in short story is obviously you.
Most papers don't begin with the word "firstly."
I would like to buy drugs from you after class.
You obviously have new and interesting opinions about abortion, euthanasia, and/or the death penalty. Thanks for sharing.
I would give you the grade you deserve, but I am an indentured servant whose low wages are completely reliant on student evaluations.
How in the name of all that's holy did you manage to graduate from high school?
Have a great summer!

– Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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