It's a little known fact that Chewbacca was kicked off his homeworld of Kashyyyk for being a party animal while attending college. He traveled around from planet to planet, hanging with a bad crowd and just scraping enough money together to stay alive before being caught by the man. The Goons managed to capture him in his natural party element.

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