Laughing Gnome
The Man Who Sold the World
Burly Cholo

Danno Jellybeans
Ziggy Stardust

Gendy Tunagrave
Oliver Hairoff
Huge Fat Cholo
Aladdin Sane
Burgles Beef
The Man Who Drove a Bomba
The Horny Constable
The Man Who Ate a Really Bad Pill
Abe Ape
Reverend Pac-Man
Frankenstein "Frankie" Hollywood

The Thin White Duke
Voodoo Berenstain
The Man Who Was Kind of Japanese
The Man Who Fell to Earth
The Man Who Was Several Cats Sharing a Paisley Pea Coat
The Man Who Was a Gigantic Space Cholo

Aqua Tancredo
M. Bassy Sweets
Jareth the Goblin King
Fonzie Bladerunner
The Man Who Stinked a House
Beef Bowlie
David Bowie
The Riddler

Honey Beavs
The Earthling
Darth Poppens
The Man Who Rented a Couch
Kevin the Sex Owl
Mistaken for Sting at Heathrow
Jon Jon Frosting
DJ Drift Peanut
Menudo Manson
Trent Reznor's Dad

The Man Who Wears Shorts All the Time
Jetfuelio Steel
Sweddy the Pimples
Stone Cold David Bowie
The Clam
Post Bowie

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