If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.
Deep slumber, deeper thoughts
SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!
Well it's a mark of... something.
Hahaha soil, very punny
Airborne fat guy
SCAREBORNE fat guy
Um... tall fat guy
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!
Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!
Only real FBI agents can locate squirrel keys.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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