If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.
Deep slumber, deeper thoughts
SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!
Well it's a mark of... something.
Hahaha soil, very punny
Airborne fat guy
SCAREBORNE fat guy
Um... tall fat guy
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!
Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!
Only real FBI agents can locate squirrel keys.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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