If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.
Deep slumber, deeper thoughts
SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!
Well it's a mark of... something.
Hahaha soil, very punny
Airborne fat guy
SCAREBORNE fat guy
Um... tall fat guy
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!
Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!
Only real FBI agents can locate squirrel keys.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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