SPOILER ALERT!

If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.

Deep slumber, deeper thoughts

Tranny O'Clock

SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!

Well it's a mark of... something.

Tree's company

Hahaha soil, very punny

Airborne fat guy

SCAREBORNE fat guy

Um... tall fat guy

Duckface McCrime

Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!

Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!

Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!

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