If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.
Deep slumber, deeper thoughts
SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!
Well it's a mark of... something.
Hahaha soil, very punny
Airborne fat guy
SCAREBORNE fat guy
Um... tall fat guy
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!
Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!
Only real FBI agents can locate squirrel keys.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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