If you are some whiny, sensitive pansy general who cried when your favorite Final Fantasy character died, you may want to avoid watching these videos which could potentially ruin your "Deadly Premonition" experience, as well as your fragile state of mind.
Deep slumber, deeper thoughts
SHUT YOUR CRAP, YORK!!!
Well it's a mark of... something.
Hahaha soil, very punny
Airborne fat guy
SCAREBORNE fat guy
Um... tall fat guy
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!!
Oh my god, prepare yourself for the riveting CHASE SCENE!!! 2!!!
Yay, creepy dead tranny babysitter!
Only real FBI agents can locate squirrel keys.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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