You may think you'll go to hell if you laugh at this, but take comfort in the fact that if you're reading this sham of an article I write, you're already there. So laugh it up, assholes!
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"How isn't that funny?
Its a man in a wheelchair falling down an escilator.
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As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!