One of the proprietors of Indiana pizza parlor Memories Pizza recently told reporters that the business would use an Indiana law to refuse to serve pizza to homosexuals. After receiving lots of negative feedback, including hundreds of bad Yelp reviews, Memories Pizza closed its doors. Conservative radio show host Dana Loesh immediately started a Gofundme campaign to give money to Memories Pizza. In the span of four days, over $840,000 was raised.
The culture wars are on and the conservative activist money trough is available to any entrepreneur savvy enough to hang one of our signs up in their place of business.
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