One of the proprietors of Indiana pizza parlor Memories Pizza recently told reporters that the business would use an Indiana law to refuse to serve pizza to homosexuals. After receiving lots of negative feedback, including hundreds of bad Yelp reviews, Memories Pizza closed its doors. Conservative radio show host Dana Loesh immediately started a Gofundme campaign to give money to Memories Pizza. In the span of four days, over $840,000 was raised.
The culture wars are on and the conservative activist money trough is available to any entrepreneur savvy enough to hang one of our signs up in their place of business.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
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