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I know why you're here! You want to see the stupid things they write on the Infodots! Well come on over and pull up a chair, Uncle Guz has a whole bunch of stupid to show you! Let's see what we've got this week:
HA! I bet the Yerps sure THE LOVE in pain and fire. Spell check, anyone? More like BRAIN check.
Hello, my name is Guz. I live in a HOSE! Hahaha! As if!
THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR! This is second grade stuff here, Federals.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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