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I know why you're here! You want to see the stupid things they write on the Infodots! Well come on over and pull up a chair, Uncle Guz has a whole bunch of stupid to show you! Let's see what we've got this week:
HA! I bet the Yerps sure THE LOVE in pain and fire. Spell check, anyone? More like BRAIN check.
Hello, my name is Guz. I live in a HOSE! Hahaha! As if!
THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR! This is second grade stuff here, Federals.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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