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I know why you're here! You want to see the stupid things they write on the Infodots! Well come on over and pull up a chair, Uncle Guz has a whole bunch of stupid to show you! Let's see what we've got this week:
HA! I bet the Yerps sure THE LOVE in pain and fire. Spell check, anyone? More like BRAIN check.
Hello, my name is Guz. I live in a HOSE! Hahaha! As if!
THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR! This is second grade stuff here, Federals.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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