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Real InfoDUMBS!

I know why you're here! You want to see the stupid things they write on the Infodots! Well come on over and pull up a chair, Uncle Guz has a whole bunch of stupid to show you! Let's see what we've got this week:

HA! I bet the Yerps sure THE LOVE in pain and fire. Spell check, anyone? More like BRAIN check.

Hello, my name is Guz. I live in a HOSE! Hahaha! As if!

THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR! This is second grade stuff here, Federals.

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