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I know why you're here! You want to see the stupid things they write on the Infodots! Well come on over and pull up a chair, Uncle Guz has a whole bunch of stupid to show you! Let's see what we've got this week:
HA! I bet the Yerps sure THE LOVE in pain and fire. Spell check, anyone? More like BRAIN check.
Hello, my name is Guz. I live in a HOSE! Hahaha! As if!
THEIR THEIR THEIR THEIR! This is second grade stuff here, Federals.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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