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There is so much wrong with this one I don't even know where to start. Leave it to Widows Eaves to mess something this simple up.

Again with the hose! I live in a ranch hoUse, thank you very much.

Pray and remain...what? I guess I'll just have to assume they want me to pray and then remain standing in front of the Angel when it comes through my area. (I didn't, it was one of the scary ones you can't look directly at).

This one is actually correct, but it followed like four messages warning about an Unfolder in a tree. It was a CAT! Widows Eaves, ladies and gentlemen.

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