Dr. Thorpe, ass toot, and I posted ads on craigslist looking for some bros to come over on the down-low for a little JO action. Nothing too serious, just a little touching.

i have some good tiger woods stories, 5'9, 175, blk/brwn, italian, 29 here, what are your stats, like a bear/ chub type guy, like a belly on a guy
When is this event planned?



i don't like sending pics over the email, but my description is 6 feet brown hair brown eyes with go tee. i have a stomach but i am not fat. i am on the hairy side to. i may not be this micheal guy you are looking for, but i will let you and your friends all play with me and use me anyway you like.


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