I just moved to Baton Rouge, LA and am about to experience my first ever hurricane. Watch this page over the next 24 hours, because as long as my Internet and/or text messaging works, I will use advanced Twitter technology to provide updates that should give readers an outsider's perspective on nature's stupidest thing that it does.

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...(((((((((({````````....<{. *.}....../ ````````})))))))))).
....(((((((((({``````` __ ^^^^__ /```````})))))))))......
..........((((((((((({```````THE```````} ))))))))))........
.............................DIPLOMATS.. ..........
.............................. .I I I I I I I I I............
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......................./^^^/Vv VvVvVvV^^ ^...............

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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