As part of my plea bargain, I assigned the goons with the juicy theme of doing mean things to the myriad of tourist stink holes the world has to offer. For some reason they complied, and I now present to you a wealth of places you won't want to visit ever again, assuming that you've visited them in the first place.

Here is the starter image I used to set the bar low:

In spite of that image, I assure you there is still just reason to continue reading.

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