Chewbacca: We're in a trash compactor and it's closing on us fast! I got a bad feeling about this!
Doom Guy as Luke Skywalker: Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Chewbacca: You did it! The Death Star has blown up!
The blue ghosts of Yoda, Darth Vader, and Doom Guy appear.
Doom Guy Ghost: Uh! Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Gordon Gecko: Greed is good!
Gordon Freeman as Gordon Gecko's conscience: Uh! Uh! Uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall on the street)
Gordon Gecko: What's this? A hidden passage, with a treasure chest at the end? You've got moxy, kid. I like it!
Fat Guy With Robot Butler: Hey, Rocky! You can't rematch dat guy! The doctor said if you slide into a base one more time it'll kill ya!
Link as Rocky: Uh uh! Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Indiana Jones and the Adventure
Indiana Jones' Father: Indy! How are we going to get off of this Nazi zeppelin?
Lara Croft as Indiana Jones: Uh! Uh! Uh! (strafing against a wall)
Indiana Jones' Father: (consulting a worn notepad) You're right! Those symbols do line up! Listen, it says here you must choose the right chalice!
Lara Croft as Indiana Jones: Uh! (continues to strafe along the wall, knocking hundreds of chalices to the ground)
The Godfather: I get no respect over here! Ayyy! Put a horse's head in his bed - and tell him it's from me!
Henry from Firewatch as Consiglione: Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
The Godfather: Fuggedabout it!
You've Got Mail
Tetris Block as Tom Hanks: Uh! Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Samus as Meg Ryan: Uh uh! Uh! Uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Cloud Strife as email: Uh uh uh uh uh uh! Uh! (strafing against a wall)
Expert analysis on the few things your cat likes and the many things it hates.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
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