Chewbacca: We're in a trash compactor and it's closing on us fast! I got a bad feeling about this!
Doom Guy as Luke Skywalker: Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Chewbacca: You did it! The Death Star has blown up!
The blue ghosts of Yoda, Darth Vader, and Doom Guy appear.
Doom Guy Ghost: Uh! Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Gordon Gecko: Greed is good!
Gordon Freeman as Gordon Gecko's conscience: Uh! Uh! Uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall on the street)
Gordon Gecko: What's this? A hidden passage, with a treasure chest at the end? You've got moxy, kid. I like it!
Fat Guy With Robot Butler: Hey, Rocky! You can't rematch dat guy! The doctor said if you slide into a base one more time it'll kill ya!
Link as Rocky: Uh uh! Uh! Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Indiana Jones and the Adventure
Indiana Jones' Father: Indy! How are we going to get off of this Nazi zeppelin?
Lara Croft as Indiana Jones: Uh! Uh! Uh! (strafing against a wall)
Indiana Jones' Father: (consulting a worn notepad) You're right! Those symbols do line up! Listen, it says here you must choose the right chalice!
Lara Croft as Indiana Jones: Uh! (continues to strafe along the wall, knocking hundreds of chalices to the ground)
The Godfather: I get no respect over here! Ayyy! Put a horse's head in his bed - and tell him it's from me!
Henry from Firewatch as Consiglione: Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
The Godfather: Fuggedabout it!
You've Got Mail
Tetris Block as Tom Hanks: Uh! Uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Samus as Meg Ryan: Uh uh! Uh! Uh uh uh! (strafing against a wall)
Cloud Strife as email: Uh uh uh uh uh uh! Uh! (strafing against a wall)
Grimy horror growler Rob Zombie's scariest music videos finally ranked to warn your children.
As your manager, I couldn't help but notice that productivity is a little low this month, and I think we can leverage this zombie situation to strengthen our teamwork skills.
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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