In July of 2013 I drove down to Los Angeles to audition for a voice acting part for a new animated series called NuttBoyz. As far as I can tell, the series never got produced or picked up or even considered in the slightest by anyone with any sort of control over money or good taste, but I still chalk it up as experience, having been able to record in a studio and learn how that whole process works.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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