In July of 2013 I drove down to Los Angeles to audition for a voice acting part for a new animated series called NuttBoyz. As far as I can tell, the series never got produced or picked up or even considered in the slightest by anyone with any sort of control over money or good taste, but I still chalk it up as experience, having been able to record in a studio and learn how that whole process works.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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