In July of 2013 I drove down to Los Angeles to audition for a voice acting part for a new animated series called NuttBoyz. As far as I can tell, the series never got produced or picked up or even considered in the slightest by anyone with any sort of control over money or good taste, but I still chalk it up as experience, having been able to record in a studio and learn how that whole process works.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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