Okay, everything but the news archives appears to be recoded and moved over successfully. If anybody is still experiencing any dead links or problems with the site, technical or otherwise, be sure to email me.
Oh yes, note that the forums are working once again (post a ton of worthless messages here, we're trying to see if the forum will crash from a large strain on the CPU) and we've got a new web-based IRC chat client. Knock yourselves out.
I'm going to go sleep for a few hundred hours. This site move / redesign has sapped my will to live! Look for all the content to return tomorrow, I'm too drained to write at this point.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
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