Okay, everything but the news archives appears to be recoded and moved over successfully. If anybody is still experiencing any dead links or problems with the site, technical or otherwise, be sure to email me.
Oh yes, note that the forums are working once again (post a ton of worthless messages here, we're trying to see if the forum will crash from a large strain on the CPU) and we've got a new web-based IRC chat client. Knock yourselves out.
I'm going to go sleep for a few hundred hours. This site move / redesign has sapped my will to live! Look for all the content to return tomorrow, I'm too drained to write at this point.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
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