Something Awful is currently in a major transitional mode. It will be moved over to eFront's server by this Wednesday, and will be fully converted to the brand new design by then as well. As an unpleasant result, I haven't had any mail service for over three days now, because my MX entry hasn't been updated yet (thanks to my provider). Hopefully my mail will be operational today or somewhat soon.
Real Awful News is almost done, and should be operational by Wednesday as well. It appears that both the re-launch of Something Awful and the birth of Real Awful News looks good for this Wednesday. Once all this crap has been done, look for Something Awful to swing back into its normal pace of crappy content.
In the meantime, while I'm recoding all the pages to the new design and working out the 14 million kinks, feel free to enjoy another update from everybody's favorite bitter old asshole, Cliff Yablonski.
I would print the email Cliff sent me, but since my mail server is in limbo and I haven't been able to get any mail since Thursday, I really can't do this. As a result, feel free to enjoy four fabulous pages of people who are remarkably more disgusting looking than yourself. Today's update also introduces a new member to the "Cliff Yablonski Hates You family": the one, the only, Uglycat. Read it and weep, gents!
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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