But it is gone now. It probably had something to do with calculating the square root of your soulmate. That's what we're all interested in here at Something Awful; the calculation of soulmates. I've personally calculated over 14,000 soulmates just today. I calculate the hell out of some soulmates.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.