Props to The Yellow Yell for making the best image of 2007
Welp, looks like I did another BarkWire update a lot sooner than I thought I would. The inspiration struck me to finally start moving on that whole Vermin-Rusty conflict, which is of course a prime concern for everyone. I look forward to another week of "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE ABOUT PANZER" e-mails. I will write about Panzer towards the end of this series, and yes, Panzer will be covered!!
Also apologies for getting lazy with the Daily Dirts. Hope to make it up to you!!
A few months ago a young man of Internet age named johnasavoia posted a thread in FYAD announcing a new sport called dogspotting.
dogspotting is a game you can play any time in any place, the rules are simple and it can be played alone or with others
you just gotta spot dogs, anywhere you see dogs, thats where the game is
single dog = 1pt
double dog = 4pt (must be one person walking two dogs, two people together each walking one dog is two single dogs)
triple dog = 6pt and so forth
particularly funny looking or ugly dogs are worth an additional point, very large dogs are also worth an additional point, though there is no bonus or lesser value placed on small dogs. Dogs in clothes falls under the heading of funny/ugly dogs.
You can tally your points on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis, I prefer to do daily.
Today I saw 3 single dogs, none particularly funny or large, and one double dog, so I had 7pts today.
I made this game up and its fun to play so if you wanna play along with me lets keep score together!
Naturally, some amendments and clarifications were made, which I will do my best to summarize here:
I wish you all the best of luck and high scores! This should make those boring summer days pass much faster!
Livestock: tom - maybe you ought to put your thoughts and feelings about dogs in poem form
Moof: maybe a haiku
Livestock: tom whatever just do what i asked
Moof: does the faithful hound
wait at the train station for
hope or love or death
Livestock: very good
Moof: the man who sees dogs
with his head bowed and eyes closed
rests easy at night
Livestock: so is he imagining the dog
Livestock: is the dog in his head
Livestock: is he dreaming
Moof: haikus about dogs
are to be interpreted
yourself josh boruff
Livestock: beware the bad dog
that disobeys gravity
offer him no treat
Moof: an ornery dog
is certainly not a friend
more like man's worst friend
Livestock: tom i wouldn't mind living in the belly of a whale, for a little while
Livestock: no i mean i bet there'd be stuff to eat inside it
Livestock: like sushi
Livestock: but after awhile i would want to get a better place
Moof: not bad for something temporary while you look for a nicer place
Livestock: that's what i'm saying tom
Livestock: but i wouldn't want room mates or anything
Moof: yeah understood
Livestock: tom when you think about it whales are the studio apartments of the sea
Moof: so true josh
Livestock: tom who are the five historic or famous people living or dead you would drink a beer with and eat a hot dog with
Moof: john lennon
Moof: ernest hemingway
Moof: your mom
Moof: and the auditor
Livestock: tom i was honestly thinking of tesla when i asked
Moof: tesla was asexual
Livestock: tom i was not planning on having sex with him anyawy
Livestock: good choice on the auditor though, kudos
Livestock: an oft-overlooked historical figure
Livestock: tom i wonder if they'll ever find noah's ark
Moof: i hope they will
Livestock: it would mean so much to me
Livestock: been looking for it on google maps
Livestock: got some prospects
Moof: how much
Moof: put a price on it
Livestock: tom 327.42
Livestock: in canadian dollars
Livestock: i guess i owe you some money
Moof: wasn't that difficult
Moof: to be honset
Moof: just searched for noah's ark
Livestock: don't know what all the fuss is about then
Moof: yeah paypal works
All the amazing predictions from The Simpsons that finally came true in 2016.
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