What do you get when you cross Thanksgiving with a funeral? Whatever it is, it isn't a full length update. Yes, in addition to all the pure distilled joy of the whole Thanksgiving family thing I have a funeral and wake for Michelle's grandfather to attend this weekend so will not be doing a normal update. I hope everyone enjoyed their Thanksgiving this year and managed to choke down at least three pounds of turkey flesh, unless you are a member of John Madden's family, in which case it was probably turducken once again. Right now Madden may have to rely on his Dr. Frankenstein-like poultry assemblage skills to create his accursed turduckens, but one day soon Monsanto will be breeding those monsters by the thousands. Mark my words!
BOOM, tough actin' indeed monsieur Madden.
Preparing to Install Photoshop Phriday V1.0
Word up, Livestock here to let you know that there is a new Photoshop Phriday up right now. I, as your legal council, highly advise you to read it at once! The theme this week is "Rejected Software," which basically means the Something Awful Forum Goons were busy creating the absolute worst programs ever. Here is an example:
By the way, Photoshop Phriday celebrates its first birthday this week, so enjoy it while it's still young and full if vigor!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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