"Bitch-Monkey" dug up a picture of Lowtax during his awkward punk rock stage:

"DocEvil" found a more recent pic:

But "state" shared some of his Taxstreet Boys pics! Swooned over by teenage girls everywhere!

Even more Taxstreet Boys, eat your hearts, ladies!

"Rodya" shows why the Lowtax Girls weren't nearly as successful. Woof.

Don't worry, the horror finally ends on the very next page!

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