"Bitch-Monkey" dug up a picture of Lowtax during his awkward punk rock stage:
"DocEvil" found a more recent pic:
But "state" shared some of his Taxstreet Boys pics! Swooned over by teenage girls everywhere!
Even more Taxstreet Boys, eat your hearts, ladies!
"Rodya" shows why the Lowtax Girls weren't nearly as successful. Woof.
Don't worry, the horror finally ends on the very next page!
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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