Forums Goon Djarum posted a thread about finding this safety notice from his friendly US Postal worker. Goons being Goons, the gang immediately jumped at the chance to mix things up a big. Heck we even had Something Awful bigwigs El Pinto Grande and Lowtax offer up some dandy 'shopping!

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