Neil Diamond, submitted by me. Hello, I am Neil Diamond... OR AM I?
This impersonator looks as much like Neil Diamond as the patriotic sparkly ghost of Sal from Dog Day Afternoon looks like Neil Diamond. Don't let the horrible and sort of creepy picture fool you, however, as this site is actually pretty horrible and creepy.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.