While I haven't actually played "Deus Ex: Human Revolution," I saw Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka do so in the office during our designated lunch-time. From what I witnessed, you can drag dead scientists around and stack them on each other in amusing ways! But apparently once you get deeper into the chaos and conspiracy, this game becomes more than just a top-notch corpse-pile simulator! For example, there's augmentation. Robot hand is the future, and so is robot arm and robot eye. The SA Games Moderators asked for "ill-advised augmentation ideas," dangling Deus Ex-related prizes as an incentive, and the Goons came through with lots of submissions. Some of these things probably make more sense if you've played the game; others are just inherently cool because dogs.
Cows Go Moose
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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