THE FIRST ENTRIES
Most of the early submissions were quite simple, but already a step up from the bland source work:
Forum goon "Elpool" merely upgraded Bin Laden's defenses, replacing the secretly masterbating sniper with someone a little better suited for defending important caves.
"Clockworkjoe" added some Dungeon & Dragonish 128-sided-dice role-playing retard style:
"Sep" transformed it into a polo-playing paradise!
Next, the forum floozies started to get a little more creative. They're kind of like gremlins, except gremlins go outside!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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