Bob Ross once explained that he painted "because I can create the kind of world that I want, and I can make this world as happy as I want it." However, since his death in 1995, he's seen different kinds of worlds -- scary worlds. The Something Awful Forum Goons held a Photoshop séance to discover what Bob Ross is painting right now.

YerAuraBoresMeAlice became the first -- and probably last -- Goon commissioned to paint a presidential portrait.


Accipter snacked on Zingers and Donut Gems while rescuing this image from the British Empire.

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Haddas offers his unique interpretation of the Bob Ross catchphrase "beat the devil out of it."

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