In a high-profile trade, Photoshop Phriday and Comedy Goldmine have swapped their most treasured recent threads. (Look for Comedy Goldmine's exchange-program installment next Tuesday.) So, for one week only, this space becomes Phree-For-All Phriday, as the Something Awful Forum Goons use MS Paint, Photoshop and whatever other programs they can find to turn randomly generated reCAPTCHA text into hilarious illustrations.

Let's have a theme, Bonk! It can start in New Jersey, with the phrase "Hoboken explores."


Under Stalinist rule, both flatFat and this insolent juggler would have been shipped to forced labor camps.


Orbitize created "Sickness Judges" as part of the hospital's last laugh program.


Rather Tonic reveals that even not-so-ugly ducklings face tragic discrimination.

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