In a high-profile trade, Photoshop Phriday and Comedy Goldmine have swapped their most treasured recent threads. (Look for Comedy Goldmine's exchange-program installment next Tuesday.) So, for one week only, this space becomes Phree-For-All Phriday, as the Something Awful Forum Goons use MS Paint, Photoshop and whatever other programs they can find to turn randomly generated reCAPTCHA text into hilarious illustrations.

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