Psionic3D is going to strap ducks to his feet so he can walk on the surface of ponds and also lakes.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Ringo R's perfectly sculpted cranium.

Psionic3D magically controls time and space within the confines of this image.

I'd sooner eat a plate of butts than look at another Psionic3D image.

Kevyn is still all worked up about the Cubs losing the World Series ten years ago.

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