Most of the images were borrowed from Amazon's Baby-3 Children's Books section.


"vitriol" makes an alteration in the title that Richard Gere would very much appreciate:

"AxeManiac" contributes the following holy trilogy of images:

This is a good book to give your kids if they liked "Evil Dead":

Going on vacation can be very educational!

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