Bio! has three boxes of comics about old people eating dinner. It's his thing. He's that guy.
Fifty Percent More gave me less than I was expecting.
That's okay, geno1173 doesn't need the calories.
King Gonad didn't really want to see the 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but felt obligated because he'd seen the other two. That's how they get you.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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