Bio! has three boxes of comics about old people eating dinner. It's his thing. He's that guy.
Fifty Percent More gave me less than I was expecting.
That's okay, geno1173 doesn't need the calories.
King Gonad didn't really want to see the 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but felt obligated because he'd seen the other two. That's how they get you.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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