I think most of us can fondly recall a time when we were young, before we outgrew books and the written word, when the fictional tales of fanciful animals and children would inspire us and spark imaginary fires as violent and horrible as any race war. I think most of us also have no idea what that last sentence was about, so let's just move on. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons took us back to some familiar territory that we haven't been to in a few years: children's books. Naturally these are awful books, but thankfully for the safety of your girlfriend's kids from a previous relationship, they don't exist.

I'm not sure I can deal with dot_matrix's all-consuming atheism.

The Smoother did sin the eyes of the Lord, and it was not good.

scruffy made this commentary on the vicious mind trap that is religion.

Congrats, Plisk, on 25 outstanding years.

Look at Mutant Headcrab, visiting us from the year 2002.

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