Who is Tobey Maguire? You sure you want to know? The story of his life is not for the faint of heart. Poor Tobey was left franchiseless after the latest Spider-Man reboot gave him the boot, which is a damn shame. True, the guy taking his place might be younger, cheaper, more athletic, and better at disco dancing, but there's no way he screams like Tobey Maguire! Here, the SA Forum Goons pay homage to his signature scene from Spider-Man 2.
Trapezoid was watching Spider-Man 2 with friends when Tobey's expressive face inspired an "impromptu art party."
Trapezoid's sister, forums user Bindi, created a couple of her own.
Other guests contributed as well. Guess which face came from a 9 year old; I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.