Who is Tobey Maguire? You sure you want to know? The story of his life is not for the faint of heart. Poor Tobey was left franchiseless after the latest Spider-Man reboot gave him the boot, which is a damn shame. True, the guy taking his place might be younger, cheaper, more athletic, and better at disco dancing, but there's no way he screams like Tobey Maguire! Here, the SA Forum Goons pay homage to his signature scene from Spider-Man 2.
Trapezoid was watching Spider-Man 2 with friends when Tobey's expressive face inspired an "impromptu art party."
Trapezoid's sister, forums user Bindi, created a couple of her own.
Other guests contributed as well. Guess which face came from a 9 year old; I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.