Who is Tobey Maguire? You sure you want to know? The story of his life is not for the faint of heart. Poor Tobey was left franchiseless after the latest Spider-Man reboot gave him the boot, which is a damn shame. True, the guy taking his place might be younger, cheaper, more athletic, and better at disco dancing, but there's no way he screams like Tobey Maguire! Here, the SA Forum Goons pay homage to his signature scene from Spider-Man 2.
Trapezoid was watching Spider-Man 2 with friends when Tobey's expressive face inspired an "impromptu art party."
Trapezoid's sister, forums user Bindi, created a couple of her own.
Other guests contributed as well. Guess which face came from a 9 year old; I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised!
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Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.