"There are people in the public eye who are terrible, terrible people," explains forums poster djwetmouse. "The more they project themselves into the media, the worse they become,'til they become monsters..." Not villains, necessarily, but definitely monsters. Also, not all of these are politicians, to further drive home the point that this is a completely different concept. Before we see what the SA Goons came up with for the new and original "Media Monsters" theme, enjoy this free sample from Everdraed, whose contribution doesn't appear in this article because of a) its daunting size b) the fact that he made it for an unrelated thread c) the relative obscurity of Maggie Gallagher, National Organization for Marriage spokescreature. It will whet your appetite - for flowers! Also, images!
Russell William Thorpe
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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