"There are people in the public eye who are terrible, terrible people," explains forums poster djwetmouse. "The more they project themselves into the media, the worse they become,'til they become monsters..." Not villains, necessarily, but definitely monsters. Also, not all of these are politicians, to further drive home the point that this is a completely different concept. Before we see what the SA Goons came up with for the new and original "Media Monsters" theme, enjoy this free sample from Everdraed, whose contribution doesn't appear in this article because of a) its daunting size b) the fact that he made it for an unrelated thread c) the relative obscurity of Maggie Gallagher, National Organization for Marriage spokescreature. It will whet your appetite - for flowers! Also, images!
Russell William Thorpe
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!