I think Whispering Machines is some kind of robot librarian.
eclipse9 invented a new sports drink.
MononcQc is more hardcore than Mountain Dew Code Red.
Tell me what's wrong Yeshmiester, what the hell you damnin bout I'm your homey so just say what's on your mind.
Man, I can't believe SomewhatFraudulant. Damn.
That's it! It's all over! Ahhh!! Thanks to Prime for getting this theme started and all the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to my boy Street Cactus for ghostwriting a few comments. Part 2 of this theme will run either next week or the week after that, so stay tuned for more size-challenged excitement!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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