I think Whispering Machines is some kind of robot librarian.
eclipse9 invented a new sports drink.
MononcQc is more hardcore than Mountain Dew Code Red.
Tell me what's wrong Yeshmiester, what the hell you damnin bout I'm your homey so just say what's on your mind.
Man, I can't believe SomewhatFraudulant. Damn.
That's it! It's all over! Ahhh!! Thanks to Prime for getting this theme started and all the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to my boy Street Cactus for ghostwriting a few comments. Part 2 of this theme will run either next week or the week after that, so stay tuned for more size-challenged excitement!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!