I think Whispering Machines is some kind of robot librarian.
eclipse9 invented a new sports drink.
MononcQc is more hardcore than Mountain Dew Code Red.
Tell me what's wrong Yeshmiester, what the hell you damnin bout I'm your homey so just say what's on your mind.
Man, I can't believe SomewhatFraudulant. Damn.
That's it! It's all over! Ahhh!! Thanks to Prime for getting this theme started and all the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to my boy Street Cactus for ghostwriting a few comments. Part 2 of this theme will run either next week or the week after that, so stay tuned for more size-challenged excitement!
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!