I think Whispering Machines is some kind of robot librarian.
eclipse9 invented a new sports drink.
MononcQc is more hardcore than Mountain Dew Code Red.
Tell me what's wrong Yeshmiester, what the hell you damnin bout I'm your homey so just say what's on your mind.
Man, I can't believe SomewhatFraudulant. Damn.
That's it! It's all over! Ahhh!! Thanks to Prime for getting this theme started and all the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images. Bonus points to my boy Street Cactus for ghostwriting a few comments. Part 2 of this theme will run either next week or the week after that, so stay tuned for more size-challenged excitement!
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!