SenSupafly crashed his jet ski into a bouillon cube and died. :(
MrBlueDuck is a power ballad by the American rock band Journey originally written about Steve Perry's high school flame, Stephanie Diperna.
SomewhatFraudulant dispenses Whoppers like he was a Burger King teller machine.
Wonker shares with us his completely normal sexual fetish.
If you like great images like this conscript salad one, please consider looking at it.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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