Charleston Jew waited seven years and 15 days to make this.
Tewratomeh's agile hands crafted this with ease before disappearing to someplace dark and wicked.
Zellaby is tired of going home to an empty, loveless house.
Payndz only has one of each limb and he's pretty darn happy.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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