Charleston Jew waited seven years and 15 days to make this.
Tewratomeh's agile hands crafted this with ease before disappearing to someplace dark and wicked.
Zellaby is tired of going home to an empty, loveless house.
Payndz only has one of each limb and he's pretty darn happy.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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