Charleston Jew waited seven years and 15 days to make this.
Tewratomeh's agile hands crafted this with ease before disappearing to someplace dark and wicked.
Zellaby is tired of going home to an empty, loveless house.
Payndz only has one of each limb and he's pretty darn happy.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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