We hear a lot about deadly toys from China made out of depleted uranium and broken glass being sold in America, and that's scary. But what's more scary are all the toys made out of depleted uranium and broken glass that are so heinous they don't even make it to store shelves, let alone get the luxury of being recalled. This week, with a little help from the Something Awful Forum Goons, we take a look at a whole slew of toys that were just too unpleasant, dangerous, or offensive to make it to store shelves.
Biscuit McClure wants to set your children on fire.
Looks like ixpfah had another bright idea.
Are you kidding? coookie has a whole box of these things.
Zurmakin is a vicious little bastard.
partagas150 has a trophy for cleverness.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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