Welp, we're back to messing up nature! This week the Something Awful Forum Goons whipped up a batch of horrible, horrible abominations. On the plus side, there's a whole new world of meat to eat.
klaivu got this wild romp started. Kindest regards to him and his critter.
This here XyZeR picture could stand to relax and loosen up a bit.
AceClown is responsible for this beast, which chases itself into ponds.
Fors Yard crafted this, which works much better if you yell "FEEDING TIME" while looking at it.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!