Hey all, it's time again for the Comedy Goldmine. Unless you've been under a rock for the past week you've probably heard of France's Zinedine Zidane's brutal headbutting of Italy's Marco Materazzi in the World Cup Final, or at least seen a highlight. Well, Forums Goon Kleven was quick to call upon the goons at the forums to photoshop the incident like only a goon can. You know already what they're capable of so I can assure you you won't be disappointed — kind of like with the US team's performance.

This is the original, unedited .gif from which the rest of the forums worked.

Skippy D. Doodah gives new meaning to the term "header".

pants party comes out of nowhere with this one.

BonoMan's a huge fan of Red Dawn.

EPS reminds us that Terry Tate's "pain train" is, well, still coming after four years.

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