"Anbori" paints a fairly accurate depiction of the average SA goon/reader. The only mistake he made is that neither of the characters are morbidly obese.

"illumn8d" is this week's King of the Nerds.

"scrutinizer" could probably use some privacy here. MOVE ALONG.

"Stepping_Razor" moves in for the kill:

"glasyalabolas" comes out swigning like a girl.

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