"Anbori" paints a fairly accurate depiction of the average SA goon/reader. The only mistake he made is that neither of the characters are morbidly obese.
"illumn8d" is this week's King of the Nerds.
"scrutinizer" could probably use some privacy here. MOVE ALONG.
"Stepping_Razor" moves in for the kill:
"glasyalabolas" comes out swigning like a girl.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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