"Hazed_blue" subscribes to an entirely different set of beauty standards.
Look out! It's "Shadowkaster" and he just wet his pants!
"Wee Mad Arthur" provides this week's dosage of pirate humor.
"velvetelvis" has this tender figurine themed around self empowerment.
"Dr. Memory" proves that fart jokes are still old. GO BACK TO FRANCE.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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