"Hazed_blue" subscribes to an entirely different set of beauty standards.
Look out! It's "Shadowkaster" and he just wet his pants!
"Wee Mad Arthur" provides this week's dosage of pirate humor.
"velvetelvis" has this tender figurine themed around self empowerment.
"Dr. Memory" proves that fart jokes are still old. GO BACK TO FRANCE.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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