If you want a job done moderately well with very little collateral property damage, hire Modal Auxiliary.


The recasting of Don Cheadle as Rhodes was absolutely nothing compared to the changes PooBoots has made.


Sid Vicious is backflipping in his grave over this Skragbait fiasco.


T3hRen3gade owns the bluest shirt I've ever seen! Far bluer than that mildly blue shirt you're always bragging about.


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