A few weeks ago we gave the grindhouse treatment to a lot of popular movies, and it went over quite well. Because original ideas are hard to come by, this week I tasked the Something Awful Forum Goons with giving the grindhouse treatment to breakfast cereals. Now breakfast, that nutritious cornerstone of a healthy day, has never looked so filthy and sordid.

YourFather worked very hard on this, so the least you could do is not scream all the damn time.

Frankly I don't know what amplexus has to do with this wren cereal.

neckbeard cashed in his reputation as a world class falconer to make this.

DILLIGAF eats drug abuse and teenage delinquency for breakfast.

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