There are over 14 games currently available on store shelves, and even more that are no longer found on store shelves. While almost all of these past and present games are endlessly innovative and engrossing, some unfortunately fell short of delivering the goods due to tedious gameplay and other flaws. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons showcase some of these unfortunate titles for your viewing pleasure (or agony). I hope you enjoy (or suffer)!
If you bet that Aardmania made this image you have a seriously stupid gambling problem. But you also won, so keep up the good work.
Hanibalicious made this game, which will probably send you into some kind of relaxing epileptic spasm.
I don't know what this LockJawSaga thing is but I'm sure it's innovative and original.
There's a joke somewhere in this Mindbleach image. Find it and treasure it for the rare and precious gift that it is.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!